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Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine.
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And that's the problem. I want people to know that I take waants with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid.
I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff.
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The Paradox of Our Time". I am a Bad American is another mass-forwarded internet message often attributed to George Carlin, but was not written by him. You start out dead and get that out of the way.
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